Wednesday, May 09, 2007

A Cleaning Quiz for ALL Happy Slobs - Find out if YOU Truly are a Happy Slob Housecleaner

Up until now, I've never published this "Are You Cleaning-ly Challenged?" Quiz anywhere except in my guide: The Happy Slob's Guide to Housecleaning. But, I decided that with warmer weather upon us (meaning more sunlight to expose our homes for what they truly are - and yes, that DOES mean exposing the dust and the dirt!) we should all take this quiz...

Find out today if you are one of the thousands of Happy Slob Housecleaners who have decided to let go (a little) of their slobbish ways, to embrace a fun and new way of cleaning...

Take the test, and let me know what your results were! :)


Has cleaning become one of life’s greatest obstacles to you? Do you dread it more than your yearly physical? Find out if you’re Cleaningly Challenged. Ready with your pencil? Answer each question with a True or False.

1. The scent of lemon furniture polish sends me into fits of delight.
2. Who needs hobbies? I’d rather spend my free time cleaning the tub grout with
an old toothbrush.
3. I clean because it’s a soul-enhancing experience.
4. Washing dishes is more enjoyable than watching my favorite TV show.
5. Doing laundry is a snap. I could probably teach classes on stain removal and
advanced laundry techniques.
6. I can’t remember the last time I cleaned out the refrigerator. I have some
leftovers in there that were fresh when Reagan was in office.
7. Of course I wash the toilets! I flush them, don’t I?
8. My shower drain is beginning to look like a hairy, scary science experiment.
9. Dust in my home has become less a nuisance, and more a decorating
10. Vacuuming causes noise pollution, and I like to think of myself as quite an

If you answered FALSE to questions 1-5 and TRUE to questions 6-10 (or if the
majority were answered in such a way) then you can safely say that you’re
Cleaningly Challenged like the rest of us happy slobs!

But, don't feel gloomy! That's the whole reason I wrote the Happy Slob's Housecleaning Guide - so that even people like you and I can clean - in less time and with less effort, but with better results! Hop over now to get your own copy of the cleaning e-guide that is sweeping the Internet...

Yes, I AM a Slob - Show me the Way to a Happier, Cleaner Home!

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